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Englishland play ratface and co in World cup

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Uruguay, England, Costa Rica and Italy.

    opening game at 2am Rule Britannia time.

    Rat face will be banned v England, due to cheating*





    *maybe



    Englishland and Costa Rica to go through.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Queue handball on the line in the 89th minute with England 1 0 down and Rooney to sky the penalty. That should fuel the fake indignation for another 4 years.

    not sure why you call Ashley Young rat face though<whistle>
     
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  3. Christiansmith

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    If Uruguay are a one man team like the scousers then we don't have anything to worry about. Just hope that Roy doesn't get England to play like ****ing Norwich...
     
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    <laugh>

    Two man team, you forgot Sturridge.<ok>
     
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  5. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Group G. <wah>

    Germany, Portugal, Ghana, USA.

    Hoping we can sneak second in the group.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    And Mingolet, oh and that Coutinho fella is ok.
     
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    No he hasn't. You're unbeaten when Sturridge scores, three defeats in five games when he doesn't.

    Sturridge is your one man <ok>
     
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    tough group for England tbh, can't see you guys qualifying sadly .. but you have a chance , but realistically you will finish 3rd

    that is 2nd toughest group after England's one
    man we both know 3rd is best you can get, no chance you will pass Portugal or Germany
     
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    Guess you never heard of Edinson Cavani then<doh>
     
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    And our 2nd man has 2 goals shy of RvP and Rooney's total, after missing 5 games, not too shabby that our 2nd best player is equal to your (by a long way) two best players<ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Tried telling this to others but they just don't get it.<whistle>
     
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    You believe his bullshit<yikes>

    #moreswarbsbollockslogic
     
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  13. Christiansmith

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    The scousers are so happy that rat face scored 4 goals and made the last one in a 5 goal fest. But If that is not the definition of a one man team I don't know what is.
     
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    I thought Sturrige was the one man<whistle>
     
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  15. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    That's what everyone said in 2002. Beat Portugal 3-2 and they don't make it past the group stages. If Portugal didn't have Ronaldo, they wouldn't have qualified for the World Cup. The 3 obvious tough groups are B, D, and G. Group G however, doesn't have a team that everyone will walk over like B and D do (Australia and Costa Rica). There's no, get one good result and collect your free win into the last 16 in this group.
     
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