The story on how I lost my finger is entirely dependant upon who am telling it to. If yer female and I want to shag ye it's normally a story of life saving heroics in which I was badly injured saving the life of a young child.
Exactly, real men use disasters to get in with sympathetic lassies Like that time I pushed the traffic light button for an old lady The girls cause floods when I describe my heroics that day
not that hungry as got this sicky bug doing the rounds feeling like ****e since tuesday so might have a spicey curry that shd cure any bugs
Thanks beale my little one s got it so i think hes past it on to me over night feel like been in a round with audrey harrison yet i might win that one....
It's a report from a court case. It's a racist term, like ******. Is it OK if I refer to you as a ****** from now on?
You're stupid enough to do that, I wouldn't be surprised if you did. I'm still waiting for your proof that I'm being racist
Have you not seen the picture I posted of me on the gay-black-socialist-ecowarrior-antiabortion march I went on?