What's for tea tonight then?

Pretty tragic huh guys

Get the pics up anyhow gambol, we'd like to see her

 

I've been to polo a few times with them and instantly got outed as a straighty by some wee fanny. Best time was when a wheelchair bound **** was dancing about with a guy sitting on his lap. No idea why he was in a wheelchair, my guess is from an energetic night before.

 

The taig gallery is funny as ****. Some right wallopers in their Sellic onsies n' that

 

Agreed, you should put up a hun gallery too, with it being the Rangers board and all

 

Me and the ex-missus and a gay pal went out for a night on Canal Street in Manchester. I got asked oot 3 times, the missus got asked oot by a burd, and the actual gay bloke we were with never got a sniff. He was ****in ragin

 

Go for it. Am all for equal opportunities me.

 

I thought jip was a bit off with you on here

 

He disny like me to mention it.

 

She's off out tonight so for a treat I'm going to do myself a daring little ménage a trois, featuring a rollicking cup of Hot Cup, some nice Pot Noodles and a saucy little plate of left over fried onions I've been hiding at the back of the fridge for some time; can't wait!

 

Yer livin the dream while yer missus is oot gettin pumped aff strangers

 

No beans with the onions?

 

Unfortunately I've run out ER, restocking tomorrow.

 

I'm led to believe it's a girls night out so anything is possible, but I trust her.

 

That's all you can do.
























...and do a 3 finger test in her fanny when she gets back and falls asleep.

 

That would be a 4-way then

 

Ménage a Suzi perhaps?

 

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Daft pikey prick

 

Is that how you lost your finger?

Aye it couldn't be 4 fingers with you could it old gambol boy

 

Quit the racism young man.