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Massively with you on this saint. Did you get flooded yesterday?

#doesn'trespondtotexts

 

Sorry, but my phone doesn't work underwater.


Nah. I'm miles from Rhyl, plus I'm about 300 feet above sea level so I bloody hope not.

 

Obviously wasn't biblical enough to get you

 

Laaaaast Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away
This yeeeeeear, to save me from teeeeeears, I'll give it to someone special, special

 

FFS There's not much worse than 'Mistletoe and Wine', but that gay twat serenading one of his chocolate farming lovers is

 

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And what the **** is wrong with Wham you miserable goat

 

That's almost as embarrassing as IBWT admitting his love for the Backstreet Boys or whoever it was

#bahhumbug

 

It was McFly

At least Wham had the laugh at campness factor

 

Where the **** do you want me to start? They're a ****ing bag of festering ****e

 

McFly but Backstreet Boys aren't bad either. I did a 5 song at talent contest when I was back at school as well

#allaboutboybands

 

You could start at the end and keep your wrong opinion to yourself Mate

 

Nope

 

Where's the ****ing dislike button gone

 

Wham aren't camp?

Or it's not funny to laugh at cheesy campness in songs?

 

****ing hell. There's a ****ing **** about your age who goes in the Cheese. He was in there pissed last night (can be a bit of a ****ing handful when pissed ). He put £2 quid in and played 4 Westlife, 3 One Direction and 2 Gary Barlow.

Thank **** I wasn't the only one in there telling him to get a ****ing grip

 

If DR and IBWT went on the music thread things would never be the same.

 

Mate I do actually like decent music, I'm a musician dont you know

Well, drummer

Just always liked to laugh at cheesy 80's stuff

 

I reckon dave would be forced to find them and kill them

 

Always the first to be sacked.