Possibly. Also Charlie Adam could suffer similar punishment after last nights game with Cardiff. Swansea also have a striker crisis for monday atm.
Don't be so daft, he didn't strike anyone with his head, and he's been vindicated by the FA as well, so enjoy your trip down, and we won't need any striker's for you boys!................ Michu will be on the bench though, just incase!!..........................
Typical inconsistency when you consider Sagbo's three match suspension for what was described as an aggressive head movement (but no actual contact).
Absolute bullshit, Sagbo did far less and got a straight red and served a 3 game ban for his troubles. ****ing 2 faced jurisdiction is ridiculous. I hate football it's a ****ing **** pathetic sport because its run by a shambles of a governing body, all the way from FIFA down to individual FA's its pathetic. Someone should start a new league system where common sense and consistency is present. I'd ditch this pile of **** in a flash.
It's racism at its worst. I also think the fact he's got no hair is a major factor in letting him off. The FA don't want to be as a set of baldists. Scum.
The Government are at fault here too. They let the follically challenged come over here, taking the jobs of those of us with flowing, well conditioned locks, giving them pate polishing benefits, allowing them to take our women with their Yul Brynner smooth silky swarthyness. Personally the reason I think Shelvey should receive a season long ban is because he is the only person over the age of 5 who has such a stupid forename. Sounds like he should still be in Reception.
If you think Jonjo's bad, there's an actress called Tuppence, her sister is called Angel, and her brother was almost called Bubba.
"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
"effective" maybe? ****ing hell. You're a bit bonkers here aren't you? Jeez. Firstly, Shelvey has alopecia so there's not much he can do about it. Secondly, I can see how you'd say he's a lucky boy but the matter is done and dusted having been looked at by the powers that be. Get over it. Your interest has nothing to do with the fact he ripped the Toon a new one last night, surely? Bit sad that you seem to be pinning your hopes on one of our players being out. Don't worry about all three of our strikers being absent either. Laudrup has us adapting to this sort of thing. We'll play 4-6-0 with Shelvey and Pozuelo given licence to bomb forward. Oh and Michu may be on the bench if it all goes tits up. Good luck after next Monday, and safe travels to those coming down.
I'm annoyed that we had to play 60 minutes and have a key player suspended for 3 games for exactly the same thing, where as yours just gets away with it for some ****ing ridiculous reason. Double standards, load of bollocks. I'd be just as pissed off if anyone got away with it. Why is it violent conduct for our player but not for yours? Complete piss take.
Got to laugh, Craig; I was at ManU the other night and the guys said it was Fellaini's best game and, believe me, it was ****e! But what really made me laugh was a mate (in his cups) bemoaning the fact he thought Fellaini was a '****ing spaceman', so, perhaps, hair is the antenna to the cosmos!
I've heard the alopecia thing is a load of bollocks, it's an urban myth. I'm not saying it's true but I have been informed( reliably) that he has a full Fellaini style Afro but wears a bald cap. Yep, that's right a bald cap. He knows the FA is full of slap heads and not only are they sympathetic to crome domes he knows they have quota's to fill. Does anyone really thing Steve Stone or David Armstrong were good enough to play for England? The Arsenal centre half Steve Bald was another one. All one cap wonders. Coincidence? Get to ****.
