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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 12, 2011.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    NUFC4LIFE (@LeazesCorner on twitter) has said to myself that he will chop his manhood off if we DON'T sign Gervinho!

    Ooooooo!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 12, 2011
  2. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    Is that the sound of scissors being sharpened....!
     
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  3. Cal.

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    How about when Gervinho signs for a team, you two meet up and the one who gets to keep their manhood may deny the other of theirs?
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to see that!
     
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  5. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Scissors. <yikes>

    A cleaver's the only way to go about something like this. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Jun 12, 2011
  6. Cal.

    Cal. Active Member

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    Dull, rusty swiss army knife. Get to try each bladed attachment to find which one they prefer.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Just put some jam on it and leave it to the rats. It may as well serve some use to somebody as it's not going to be any use to Badger.
     
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  8. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Use a spoon...
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    I'll chop my penis off if he joins Hartlepool.
     
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  10. my name is jonas

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    I said the same thing when Asprilla was signing for Darlo, close shave n'all
     
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  11. Spiderman-Mask

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    Hartlepool have just made a £20 mil bid and Gervinho has said that it would be his dream move <whistle>
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Jun 12, 2011
  12. The Secret Ingredient

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    so my plan of nailing it to a propeller and shouting chocks away (or would that be cocks away) is out the window then:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Jun 12, 2011
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