Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Following Tom Daley admitting he's gay, rumours are rife that his boyfriend is a fellow Olympian. My money's on Fatima Whitbread

 

bu dum tish

 

3 weeks to go...

 

Bet you love going to bed, laying out your stocking. Carrot for Rudolf and a mince pie for Santa. Laying there in bed thinking is that him every five minutes. Panicking because you ain't got a chimney so how's he going to get your presents?
Then you wake up run down stairs and looking around and your mum says. Brett I told you last night it's still 3 weeks to go

 

Yeah......and?.....

 

Your poor mum has got three weeks of looking at your disappointed face, when you realise it's only your advent calendar you're opening today.

Anyway what's getting this year?

 

Audi R8..



But no im getting a few boxsets Breaking bad, big bang theory and only fools and horses and some dr dre beats! Thats all I know


What about you? Are you going to get a ps4?

 

I really love hugging and cuddling my girlfriend after good sex. It's the easiest way to deflate her.

 

No they can't deliver now until the end of Feb, getting clothes

 

you going to get one in feb then ?

 

Probably wait till summer as I want to sort the house out first

 

Make sure you get one! Want to see how **** you are at COD and FIFA

 

I'm still deciding between both consoles, difficult choice

 

Xbox all day long..

 

'and only fools and horses'

Shiny - you could ask RODney to sign them.

 

Get the PS4

X1 does look good but Microsoft are robbing ****s. You'll need to pay for more things in months to come...

 

I could do but ROD is more like trigger... Thick ****

 

Alright Dave

 

Hey Shiny bet you're gutted like me having Suarez as vice captain not captain, his points on tonight's fantasy league are going to be great.

 

I couldn't afford him , had to go for Negredo instead