please log in to view this image 04/12/2013 - 8pm - Old Trafford, Manchester Barclays Premier League Welcome welcome to the highlight of the weeks fixture list. . The team everyone loves to hate vs the only decent thing about the City of Liverpool since Brookside.. A true heavy weight of the fixture list is this tie.. steeped in history none of which anyone cares about. For added controversy we will see the hapless Moyes go toe to toe with another spaniard though no one hates this particular spaniard. Where we all expect to see Moyes classy long ball tactics batter the tiny spanish midgets free flowing attacking football. Team News Manchester United Rafael, Robin van Persie and Michael Carrick could all return to the squad for this game. Where no doubt we will see RVP fail to score and truly not give a **** about the team he plays for whilst wishing he never left arsenal. All being well we will see the return of the mecurial michael carrick to ensure we play as many backward passes as possible. Rafael should start ahead of Smalling as his hair is better. while RvP and Carrick could feature from the bench. Moyes will have limited midfield options as the majority of them are completely useless and borderline utter dross. All being well we will see Fellani start to show more reasons why we should never have parted money for him let alone 50p and a bunch grapes. Player to Watch Eric Cantona Due to the teams unimpressive start I suggest you start becoming more like liverpool fans and watch reruns of bygone times when we were good. Team News Everton Miniature Everton manager Roberto Martinez has no new injury worries ahead of the trip to face Manchester United. Though he has asked for a smaller chair in the dug out so as not to make him look like a pre pubescant child. Bryan Oviedo (who the **** he is no body knows nor do they care) is set to continue deputising for injured left-back Leighton Baines (broken toe) after making only his second league start in 18 months against Stoke at the weekend. Martinez's big decision is whether to retain on-loan Barcelona youngster Gerard Deulofeu (another big name you will never have heard of) (nor will you care) after his impressive display against the Potters or bring back the safer option of Kevin Mirallas. Player to Watch Neville Southall The in form Pie eater and former dusty bis lookalike is being wheeled out on the turf of Old Trafford on a life size blow up balloon the shape of Rafa benitez.. take on Norman Whiteside in a pie off. This should be the highlight if the game All in all we expect this to be utter dross.
I just copied and pasted one of my old ones and changed a few words around. Bollocks to putting effort in. 90% of the replies will be Astro and Sisu's gay love affair as per usual.
Moyes press conference comments gone down like a lead balloon amongst Blues...... He's going to pelters tomorrow night. Why the feck isn't it on the box btw - BT putting sheep shaggers vs the Les Brain Deads on instead ffs!
Basically: - RVP may play - Everton would be good without a manager - Everton hate me, I don't care - Let's try not to lose - It's a game of two halves - I'd take a 1-0 right now if you offered it to me I may have made up some, none or fewer of the above
He tried to belittle Martinez by saying that he'd told he players that they'd do well without a manager & that he'd bought all of our side (apart from the 4 that'll start tomorrow like) the ****ing ginger prick
Not bitter mate, disappointed is more like it tbh. I used to have massive respect for Moyes, but his behaviour since (& as it transpires prior) to his departure, smacks of a total lack of class & it's exposed him as being a self absorbed twat imo.
