Jack and the Beanstalk, New Theatre. kinell. FFS Biggins. Cant stand him. To make matters worse Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog were supposed to be in it but looks like they've been replaced by Keith Harris and Orville. I cant sit through that ****.
Oh no i cant [video=youtube;5l0UoV9b0iI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l0UoV9b0iI[/video] uuuurrrggghhhhhh
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Chri...es-star-Jack/story-20019342-detail/story.html According to this Bob's still on but New Theatre has it as Orville. Soon as i saw Bob Carolgees and Spit the dog i immediately googled Sally James. Yep.
I'm sure the kids will love him mincing on the Hull New Theatre boards. He'll be like Bunny off Extras.
Hopefully Carmine has a contract out on them. I covered an 'orchestra pit' job (as bass player) for three nights with them a few years back and they are feckin' dreadful. The first night I smiled, by night two I grimaced and by night three I wanted to kill them via very painful means. EDIT: Mrs. Lincoln Tiger just pointed out that The Chuckle Bros are for children not adults…ah well that's me banged to rights then. Anyone know the number for Operation Yewtree?
One of them got caught fooling around with one of their fans. I was just about to round up a posse to string the beast up by his balls, but it came out she was actually 37.