Congratulations, Gambol. He's Getting Married At Christmas.

I'm sure you'll all want to join me in wishing Gambol and his good lady all the best for their upcoming nuptuals.

Congratulations to you both and I hope you have a long and happy marriage.

xx

 

Gambol isn't falling for that trick again.

 

Only positive vibes on my article, buster.

 

A bit like handsome hun

 

Cograts

 

Thank you. Thank you one and all.

Now, who's gonny break the news to fuddy that we're getting married? Any volunteers?

 

Duped again

 

Just tell her you'll both be getting ****loads of presents and a piss-up. Plus she'll get your pension if you should die prematurely in a pub/helicopter related tragedy.

 

If you ever need advice on a happy marriage just ask my friend, I'll always happy to help

 

Fingers crossed it all goes well.

 

I dunno whether to congratulate him or roll around on the floor laughing my head off.

 

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." Mae West

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.” Cher

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” Albert Einstein

“Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” Ambrose Bierce

 

last longer than countdown bird eh

 

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What's the difference between your dick and your wage packet ?

Yer burd will still blow yer wage packet after ye marry her .

 

It starts off as puppy love and ends up as a dog's life

 

A dog is for life, a wife is for Christmas