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  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    You're right. My todger isn't as big as your dad. It's more like one of his arms <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Dec 3, 2013
  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Jackess said to me over breakfast that yours is like a dick only smaller.<ok>
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    My mate just sent me a snap chat of a pint with the heading 'How's your day going'. I'm gonna have a ****, take a photo and put 'Productive' on it. <ok>
     
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  4. BCR

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    Jonathan Williams&#8207;@JonnyWill181h
    @D_Sturridge Popcaan- Ravin, party shot #riddim

    Retweeted by Daniel Sturridge

    Daniel Sturridge retweeted you
    1h: @D_Sturridge Popcaan- Ravin, party shot #riddim

    <whistle> .
     
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    BCR, Dec 3, 2013
  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I dont get it. <confused>
     
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    Zingy, Dec 3, 2013
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've heard that <whistle>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2013

  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Home time. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Dec 3, 2013
  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Just been reading jokes about the helicopter crash in scotland and came across this belter... although not about the crash...




    Whats six inches long with a big red head that makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her?




    Her miscarriage..


    <laugh> absolutely vile.


    apologies if anyone is offended by that. its so horrible its funny.
     
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  9. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    I'm famous now, I no longer need RHC's daughters. <ok>
     
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    BCR, Dec 3, 2013
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Won't get any there either <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2013
  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They'll be devastated to hear that <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2013
  12. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    WTF is the tweet meant to say???
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 3, 2013
  13. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Got a retweet from Studge after he asked for some good dancehall/riddim music. <ok>

    Sky would be proud.
     
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    BCR, Dec 3, 2013
  14. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Could have just explained that in your first post <doh>
     
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    Enricky., Dec 3, 2013
  15. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Of all people who would understand twitter, I thought you would. Let me down. :(

    I thought the retweeted by Studge would have been pretty obvious but alas, numpties!
     
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    BCR, Dec 3, 2013
  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Tweet him this....Get the **** better and quickly you total tart <ok>

    #notimeformusic
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Dec 3, 2013
  17. BCR

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    I will do that sharpish. <ok> Well maybe not sharpish, might hurt him again. :(
     
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    BCR, Dec 3, 2013
  18. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I understand that he retweeted you, just didn't understand what the tweet was about. Do now obviously
     
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    Enricky., Dec 3, 2013
  19. KingEric07.

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    Got my xbox one for the kids from Argos the robbing batards.

    They're bigger rob dogs than you Wicky <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Dec 3, 2013
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I can see you got a retweet. WTF does your tweet say?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 3, 2013
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