Too old to do anything furiously now, let alone masturbate. Ronaldo? Too butch for my liking. Millie Minogue is more like it, though Kylie herself might spark one last 'furious' masturbation before I die.
Tom Daley was asked why he did not take up the sport fencing for the Olympics. Apparently he was a **** stabber!
Apparently around one in sixteen people in the UK are gay. So if you know 15 people on here then one of them should be gay. And if one of them isn't, then you are