Dillema......

This. Solves both problems and makes it look like you like your mother-in-law which will earn many brownie points. That said, I ****ing loathed my ex-dragon-in-law so I'd have just gone to the match and ****ed her right off.


Yes I'm divorced now. Lol

 

[video=youtube;bYPuz0EYPSo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYPuz0EYPSo[/video]

 

I thought the point was to stay as far away from the mil as possible? not take her to the match? Explain the surprise, apologise wholeheartedly for the mixup, explain how money has gone on the surprise so shouldn't be wasted, put your hand in your pocket to treat your lady and the mil to something nice as an alternative (a bribe camouflaged with sentiment and kind thought), then take a mate to the match.

 

If you want to keep getting you leg over it has to be the Birthday mate. Sorry for you but it's a no win situation either way.

 

Cheers for the sound advice marra

 

I'm staying out of it

 

You know it makes sense

Hope your lady goes for it. That's the hard part

 

He never said he keeps wanting his hole, although, like you, I assume he does.
He needs to graa some bollocks & just get the ****er telt he's gannin to the game!

 

I would have said this and give the mil a swift kick in the minge anarl, but i'm saying nowt

 

Yes but would you kiss the MIL's minge piece?

 

I suppose her shagability should also be taken into consideration, wearsidepride, would you like to shag the mil?

Very important

 

Billy the new marriage guidance counselor? A divorce lawyers dream.

 

haha not if I want dusty cobwebs on my lips

 

Match it is then

 

I was asking about yours mate.

I try my best Cest.

Got any pics?

 

Not since the kids it now resembles a burst kebab

 

Get yerself to the match, mate. By the way, mother-in-law is an anagram of Hitler woman.

 

If you have a lass who doesn't understand that you would prefer the football to a meal with her mum the relationship isn't going to last long anyway

 

In my opinion there is only one solution if you really love your missus you must go to the party and just forget about the match take it on the chin and move on, by the way as the tickets are not needed anymore i will pm you my address so they dont go to waste. Cheers.