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Bye Bye Welfare State

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Dec 2, 2013.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    She was going to have to repay our child benefit because I was over the earnings threshold...

    ... not if I make her a director and split my earnings!! <laugh>

    Thanks George..

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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Nae beelin' here and I don't get any benefits (apart from being an intelligent and good lucking ****).

    Yes, we have to balance the books but it doesn't help when the books have been cooked by successive Tory/Labour governments.
     
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  4. Mick

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    Double tax allowance as well? The IOM lets you split your allowance between all married couples without needing to fiddle, it's great <whistle>
     
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    If it's only the weak and poor being punished then surely that's fair game?

    No one likes the weak and poor and they probably fit in nicely with Boris' theorem.
     
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    I pay myself the maximum amount before tax <party>
     
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    God bless this tax system and all those who benefit.

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    Bitches abou benefits.

    Claims a poxy £20 a week in benefits <doh>

    Judged fortnightly, not including all your kids, you earn roughly half of what someone on JSA earns a fortnight from child benefits alone. Well done bawbag <ok>
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    Get it round you, Jesse.

    ROUND YOU

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    Aye I'm beelin that you are a hypocrite.

    Me, just realising this now... <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Taxes and suicide rates are though the roof in Scandenavia.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    What a ****ing smacked up zoomer you are, Jesse. I've been secretly styling you since 2012 and you didn't even notice <doh>

    Cut the benefits to the poor and weak, and give all 'stylers and styling allowance.

    I'LL BE A FUCKING ZILLIONARE <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Suicides per 100,000 people per year[1]
    Rank Country
    1 Greenland
    2 South Korea
    3 Lithuania
    4 Guyana
    5 Kazakhstan
    7 China
    8 Slovenia
    9 Hungary
    10 Japan
    11 Sri Lanka
    12 Ukraine
    13 Russia
    14 Croatia
    15 Latvia
    16 Moldova
    17 Serbia
    18 Belgium
    19 Finland
    20 Bhutan
     
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    beelin.
     
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    I know Keerzo, but over here it's painted as Nirvana by the Nationalists
     
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    There are people out there who needs the state's help,and many wouldn't survive without it...


    However, there are loads who don't deserve our help and tons who abuse the system - it's those who have ruined it for the ones who deserve/need state assistance.
     
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    I'm surprised that anyone in greenland is ever sober long enough to commit suicide. On the 2 occasions i was there everyone was off their nut.

    Belgium 18th in the table? We should all make a concerted effort to improve that perfroamnce and maybe get her in the top 10. Does anoyne know any Belgian forums we could troll?
     
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    The key to the Scotland/Norway thing is I believe population.With only five million the oil revenues go a long way towards sustainability.I really think that they might give it a bit of a go.
     
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