You are work and you're bursting for a ****e, one of those ones that makes ye walk as though the hairs on yer arse are tied together. You make your way to the toilets and all are occupied except 1. It's the one you don't like. (Lets face it, you always have your favourite and least favourite toilet at work) You make your way into the cubicle and the smell is overwhelming. We know we can always deal with the smell of our own farts/****s but sometimes other peoples can make ye dry boak. But you put up with it because it's touchin cloth. Your ready to crack the pan and proceed to lock the cubicle and 'drap yer drawrs'. To your amazement, before you sit down you notice there's a big greasy smelly ginger pube lying on the toilet seat. What do you do?
I would **** in my hands and eat as much as i could and smear it all over my face then run into the office and spew ****e on someone and scream Shaka Zulu at the top of my voice. but thats just me, do what you want muir <muir>
you`d ve got in trouble for the racist undertones ; I mean any zulu persons in your office could take offence to that.
I need a peaceful environment to do my business. Not comfortable at all with ****s walking about outside the cubicle. Even when I'm in the house I have to lock the kids up away somewhere to leave me in peace, not beating on the door. And a good book as well.
It's one of the perks of the job, ****ting and getting paid for it. I was out on the piss last night , and had 3 ****es already today
I dont like doin ****es at work either but sometime u just have to go. what do u do if ur burstin Mick?
My longest time i was away for a ****e was 62 mins the girl in worked timed me the other day! Just dae it!!!!
i take at least 1 **** break a day, even if i don't need a ****. We don't have cubicles just 1 toilet so no one walks in and out when your ****ing. I get the phone out and play a game/look at tits for about 20 minutes. its not a proper **** break if the screensaver isn't on when you get back to your desk.
would take that option. Woudln't mind either if it was solid concrete 'room' bogs but those wee cubicles are a nightmare, every **** sharing with your experience.
Used to do that at college. The tard bog on the 4th floor was always spotless. The lift only went to the 3rd floor so no tard had ever contaminated it. It was in a room about 3.5m square with just the bog and a sink in the opposite corner so plenty of elbow room.
