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O/T Rachel Riley now single!!!

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Nov 30, 2013.

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  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Chazz Rheinhold, Nov 30, 2013
  2. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Is she the fat bird from Emmerdale?

    'Kin Nora son, have a word eh?
     
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    Carmine Galante., Nov 30, 2013
  3. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Joe Wilkinson's in there.

    It's the beard that she wants.
     
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  4. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    I'd give her one big one and five small ones.
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    No its not but i still would. My standards were never high but christ they're low now.

    I was paraletic once in Tower and my mate got me to go over and talk to "the other one" while he took the decent bint. Thinks were going swimmingly and she was quite fit as she posed elegantly on a stool. Lets go for a boogie beautiful i think i said, more likely come on darling lets go shake your ****.
    Then she jumped down off the stool and disappeared, where the ****s she gone as i looked around the room. Then i felt a tug at me pants leg, it was only that midget lass who used to always go round town. Freaked me out that did.
     
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  6. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I sincerely hope you acted like a proper gent and still did the deed.

    My old Army mate Bee's once had 'relations' with a lass who had no legs, literally.

    Such chivalry.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Nov 30, 2013
  7. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    One of me mates has always had a thing about girls with no legs. Reckons he wants to use them like a spinning top.
     
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  8. StrovolosTiger

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    I'd give he one medium sized one. over and over and over!!!
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Nope never touched a midget. Its going on the bucket list.As i say i was a suave and sophisticated gentleman in those days so i imagine she was a lesbian.
     
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    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    You have a girl so take it off the bucket list

    Would a girl with no legs be a good rendezvous?
     
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  12. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I imagine she was.

    Were you sporting a tash in those days?
     
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  13. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to disappoint Rachael Riley. I' disappoint her all night long.
     
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    My mate said he had done her
     
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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    There may have been a goatee and quite possibly a pony tail. The Robert De Niro-Louis Cifer look from Angel Heart was very popular at the time
     
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    ..........but he said so had the MAJORITY of us.He is of course a big fat liar.(bum on fire)
     
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  17. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Not that hot without the slap.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Nov 30, 2013
  18. Walter Sobchak

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    Such is life.
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I dont like the rough stuff myself but if you like to knock em about and as long as they're willing.......
     
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  20. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    **** me, if I tried to smack our lass she'd flatten me. She's whats called in polite company " a big girl"
     
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