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New Training Facility

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Keith Fit, Nov 30, 2013.

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  1. Keith Fit

    Keith Fit Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone seen this? Multi-million pound investment to rival the best in Yewrop. Tarnished slightly even before building has begun, as it was Joke who announce it. That said, fantastic news.


    Is the fat one surreptitiously actually keen on making Newcastle United quite good? Never has a more clandestine operation been more successfully carried out. Osama Bin Laden had more knowledge of the black op to kill him than Newcastle fans know what Ashley is actually up to.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I like news like this.
    It's most likely Ashley realising that home grown talent is the financial future of the club and all we need is another Carroll to take us to the next level..
     
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    Osama Bin Laden is overseeing the building of the new Training Facility.

    Making sure reporters or spies from other clubs don't get to know our strengths.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sounds good.
     
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