I'll do the draw on the first day of advent. I hope all the Secret Santeeses get back to me. I'd hate for anyone to lose out.
Although I feel this to be an exercise in childishness, I feel somehow compelled to see the depths of contempt my fellow posters hold for me, writ large in some allegorical gift horse. On that front (although I have already forgotten the rules, so baked am I) that I will have to join in.
It's free of charge but you have to pass an initiation test that includes being buggered by a priest, not washing for several weeks and volunteering to be a target for practice on the Paras firing range.
