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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by HHH, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    There goes Senna. His car is unique. As is the one behind which is identical.

    Murray Walker.

    Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops look like just like a team of zebras.
     
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  2. charles stokell

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    TonyBlair " I thought I was popular, every speech I made the natives Screamed and shouted Umbala, it was only when I went to see their sacred bull and they gave me some over shoes in case I stood in the Umbala and messed them up that Perhaps I had misunderstood".


    True I swear!
     
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  3. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he’ll bleed red.
    Clive Tyldesley

    We’ll have more football later. Meanwhile, here are the highlights from the Scottish Cup final.
    Gary Newbon

    And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction.
    John Motson
     
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  4. Altrincham Tiger

    Altrincham Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Reminds of the famous one from many years ago but I don't know the commentator -

    "After a goalless first half, the score at half-time is nil-nil"
     
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  5. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    I've always loved that Newbon one.
     
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  6. Altrincham Tiger

    Altrincham Tiger Well-Known Member

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    A few years ago, I remember Gary Lineker advertising BBC coverage something like as follows, (this is paraphrased as I can't remember the exact details but I'm convinced he intended it as such):

    "On Tuesday we have live coverage of the England Women's World Cup match...... And if you want to see some real football, on Wednesday we have highlights of the First Round of the FA Cup"
     
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  7. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Womens football does have its knockers...
     
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  8. Fez

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    What a pleasant change, cheers! <cheers>
     
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  9. Melbournetiger

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    One from AFL football
    Justin Madden ,ruckman 6'8'', There he goes like a giant octopus with his testicles all over the place.
     
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  10. Melbournetiger

    Melbournetiger Well-Known Member

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    One of the original David Coleman at some Olympics'Once again Juantereta opens his legs and shows what is he is made of."
     
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  11. Chilton's Hundreds

    Chilton's Hundreds Well-Known Member

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    I think it was "Juantarena opens his legs and shows us his personal best"
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    According to Wiki it was Ron Pickering "Pickering said "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
     
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