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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by bonnybobbypark, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    I have a cat who's chod is the size of a ****ing elephants.

    Just thought I'd mention it.

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    Delighted you did BBP, cheers
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    still on fight gifs, but somehow it works <laugh>

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  5. Billy Death

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    <laugh>, you're a funny ****er Bobby, pmsl.
     
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    Bobby - polite enquiry like but does your cat have a short tail, fat legs, big ears (like rhubarb leaves) and a f***ing big nose in which case I think it may be an elephant not a cat. Its just that a mate of mine said he had this dog which he described as a short legged long tailed big nosed terrier when I saw it I thought "hello I think I have seen one of these before" so I watched my David Attenborough dvd's and bloody hell turns out it was just like a crocodile like
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    Can we have pics please?
     
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    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Dunno how to. Wish I could. The craps are bigger than him. Sure he is hiding **** somewhere just to bulk up the pile.

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  9. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    He's an anal hamster Bobby, he's storing up for the winter, there's probably a car number plate, a couple of welding rods and a used condom up there somewhere..Just maybe expect the unexpected for a month or two.. <ok>
     
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    The cat shat on the mat,
    And by god that shat was a big twat,
    So that is that.
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    HAHA, PMSL, <laugh>:laugh::D
     
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    Our cat Tammy died nearly two years ago, she started panting/breathing strangely for a couple of days first, so if your cat starts that get to the vet pronto.
     
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  13. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Monty. 2 years ago (Dec 18th) My first cat died, aged 18.

    1 year ago (Dec 23rd) his sister died.

    Now I know in the great scheme of things peeps will say they are only cats, ffs.....

    But.....

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  14. Brian Storm

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    I love me cats so ficken much. All three of them.
     
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  15. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Got 2 new ones Bri. Monty and Micky (Micky being ginger, of course).

    Got them in Jan. At last they are settled!

    Huge chod tho!!!

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  16. Brian Storm

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    My eldest Sam produces ****e that would suit a Rotty. Next one is Paul, he's my black cat and he's the best looking cat I've ever had he's gorgeous. My last is Steve, he's black and white (I know, desperately wanted a big Ginger anrl) but he needed a home. He's the baby, will be 14 weeks now. Does my head In, never stops.

    They're bang on. Love cats.
     
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  17. bonnybobbypark

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    Same as you Bri. They are class.

    Worried about the Christmas tree. Monty reckons he can fly.

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  18. Brian Storm

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    Oh god tell me about it. Kittens and christmas don't mix without creating a mess, your new two are young enough to still play all the time and big enough to bring down a christmas tree. Good luck with that.
     
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    Sorry Bobby for my ignorance but is this Monty your cat or our Monty 987 as I do believe somewhere in there, there is a pair of wings..
     
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    Tigger and Socks you ****ing heathen
     
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