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Celtic v A See Milan

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Milan in crisis according to the press. Pity we're pish.

    -------------------Forster

    Lustig------Ambrose----VVD-----Emilio

    -----Evander Xavier Augustus Sno
    -------------Kayal--Mulgrew

    Boerrigter------------------------Petta
    -----------------Samaras

    6-1 the 'tic
     
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  2. Patience

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    They've not won in 7 I read.

    6-1 seems too few. I'll call it 11-3 with a double hat trick for Petta <ok>
     
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  3. Super hooper

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    Why is there no joke thread for these comedians ?

    Or have they just given us the answer .
     
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  4. Big Audio Dynamite

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    A hat-trick for Peter Grant.

    Only after he spends the first hour pointing out Kaka to his team mates <ok>
     
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  5. Mick

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    3-0 Celtic so we go through with 6 points on the head to heads if they don't win their last game, and we lose to Barca (see I'm the only one who has thought this through, eh, eh!?).
     
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  6. Albatross

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    Have read and heard this rubbish before , especially about Italian sides just before we play them.
    Italian media gives impression that their club side or national side are poor or in disarray.

    Beware Greeks......err Italians bearing gifts
     
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  7. Thomas The Cat

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    It turns out a draw for ajax is better than them losing it means if we win and lose to batca and ac and ajax draw we go through. If ajax lose we can only go through by getting something of barca. Unless we get the 3 - 0.
     
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  9. Mick

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    Tomorrow night, Celtic win and Ajax draw against Barca then both Milan and Ajax are on 5 points - if Ajax/Milan draw in last game and Celtic lose then Ajax go through on head to heads, if Ajax or Milan win then we need to beat Barca. So we need Barca to win tomorrow night, and we need to win 3-0. Easy.
     
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    Meelan arrive in Glesga


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    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    if you do not go to a comedy club can you have an opinion on comedians?
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    If we win tomorrow and pluto is in uranus, Ajax beat Barcelona 9-1 and superhopper wins Mastermind with his specialist subject, Bog Snorkelling in Ireland - 1970-1983, then we go through on goal difference IF we beat AC Milan 10-0.
     
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  13. User Deleted

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    It's tonight ya muppet <laugh>
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I posted that yesterday. Something wrong with the site? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  15. harryhood67

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    Looks if its Forrest on the right , Sammy upfront himself and Boerrigter on the left
     
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  16. Patience

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    <laugh>

    **FAKE FAN ALERT**FAKE FAN ALERT**FAKE FAN ALERT**
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Well thats going to **** up the tour of Japan and no mistake.
     
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  18. Thomas The Cat

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    Sorry but your wrong!

    If Ajax and AC draw we all end up on 6 points. If that's the case the results against Barca are discounted, Ajax and AC have 5 points, we have 6, Celtic got to the last 16.
     
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    This is like the rule that says you can't score directly from a throw in, I think I've sort of heard about it, but I'm not sure if I was dreaming or not.
     
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  20. Thomas The Cat

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    Its a weird anomaly, we would lose head to head on 6 points to both Ajax and AC (assuming we don't win 2-0 or by 3 goals). But if we all finish on the same points we come out on top.

    From the rules.

    If two or more teams are equal on points on completion of the group matches, the following criteria are applied to determine the rankings (in descending order):
    a) higher number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question;
     
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