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Village Idiot Required

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by luvgonzo, Nov 24, 2013.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    With Meth leaving the Man Utd board a new position has come up and needs to be filled asap.

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    Please send your applications for the position of Man Utd board resident idiot to Sweats, please enclose a CV and 2 references.

    Applicants will be notified by PM if they are successful.

    Thank You.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Shwan and Viva are more than capable of stepping up.

    I'll be a reference for both <ok>
     
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  3. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    A true village idiot wouldn't have a CV.....
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That was a trick question but you've spoiled it now. <laugh>

    Meth banned from the Swans new forum aswell. <laugh>
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Hizmo/nohlman returned for a while. He/shim would be the natural successor.
     
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  6. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    What an absolute bell piece he is.
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Can you lend us Astro?

    We're babysitting sisu currently. Which is fine.

    I feel the board will then be complete if we can add Astros divine wisdom.
     
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  8. shwan

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    true <ok>.. but once you put your name in our CV, why you expect people to go for 2nd best when you are around ? <whistle>
    it will not make sense then putting your name mate .. can you please let another one do it instead so we can have a chance? <laugh>
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Don't worry theres no shame in being the village idiot. I'm the Liverpool boards one.
     
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  10. brb

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    I got enough of them trying to show interest at the moment in the registration system...sadly they've not even made it to the first stage of interview...
     
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  11. shwan

    shwan Well-Known Member

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    .. <laugh>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Dribbles just PM'd me not happy with that comment, I've reassured him that you were just kidding.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>.
     
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  14. StoopidBlooBurd

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    sounds like a man with experience!! hire him!
     
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  15. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What has Matth done now?
     
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  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Read the United v cardiff match thread.
    Just completely lost it when Cardiff equalised.
    Telling people to go f**king die and he wishes they were dead and crippled etc with very mild provocation as well.
    Its a Football board, and if he cannot handle friendly banter then he shouldnt follow football.
    Most of the banter was run of the mill normal stuff too, nothing harsh. But he just lost it....silly little boy.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hi C(o)ckanki ;)
     
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  19. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    F(u)ck off SkyWANKER!
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Fail.

    It's actually - F(u)ck off sky ****er
     
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