david Moyes The man utd manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghan play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later Man utd are 2-0 down to Newcastle with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Afghan striker the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation. He scores 3 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for man utd . The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media including sky . the bbc and all the ****ing papers love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 2 - 0 down but I scored 3, they call it a hat-trick, and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the press, they all love me. 'Just wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted, she would have been raped but for a passing police vehicle. Your brother has joined a local gang of looters and set fire to some buildings and all while you tell me that you were having a great time!!' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum. 'It's your bloody fault we came to Manchester in the first place!
I had a big enough dilemma copying n pasting it lol the man utd stays lol Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD
The wife was trying to be sexy last night. She lay on the bed sliding her lollypop in and out of her fadge and licking it.Steady on I said, you'll need that in the morning to see the kids accross the road.
It's just like the good old days once more for Leeds United under new owners GFH. Let's hope, like in the good old days, the players get totally blathered tonight and go beat the **** out of some Pakis.
