I know you don't but you live in Mansfield so I realise fire and the wheel are new inventions to you lot I will try and help you with meanings...."I love to blimp boss birds in a top city like Liverpool but I swerve the mings you get in jarg places like Mansfield"
Might do I prefer "****ing hums" for smelly and minty just for dirty Anyway I'm off for a game of togs in me new trabs...........
Now that's a real woolyback word - kids in my class who were from Widnes came out with that one day in PE lesson [in the old days when everything was black and white] and we hadn't a clue they meant pumps.
You know you're getting old when .... you go in a sweet shop and think those werthers look rather nice.
No you don't! You piss yourself laughing the some people believe Werthers even existed when you were a kid!!!
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