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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Had to sit a chemistry exam last night, if I failed I'd be booted off the course. Lecturer emailed me there letting me know I got 100%

    Earlier on though, I sneezed and some snot slipped through the hand and onto my trousers <doh> To make it worse, some yoghurt jumped off my spoon and landed on the same side but a touch further down. It's on my black shirt as well <doh>
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

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    did you suck the teachers dick to get 100%? this also explains the white dribbles down your shirt and trousers.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> I was going to say it's a woman lecturer.....but it's in Dunfermline so she probably does have a cock

    Either way, the answer is no

    Ya ****
     
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    ****in pooofta

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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I **** you not, this was one of the questions <laugh>

    1 mole of any gas will occupy the same volume (23 litres) as any other gas under the same temperature and pressure

    a) Calculate the volume occupied by 3 moles of hydrogen gas in litres.

    <yikes> 3x23 <laugh> <laugh>

    Admittedly that was one of the easiest questions <ok>
     
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    The old "it's yogurt" excuse ...

    <laugh>
     
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    Piece of piss

    everybody knows Moles dont like any kind of gas

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    At the college? Or at the conference centre?

    If it was the college you would have noticed it is a ****e heap <ok>
     
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    Carnegie college muir <ok> It's better than Stow <MUIR>
     
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    Wouldnae be hard ...
     
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    You been there pud? I done my civil engineering course there and had to use theodolites from the 1970's <doh>

    I need to do another year starting next summer at stow doing an access to medicine course <yikes>
     
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    Aye, did a music course part time at it ... a ****ing dump (and I went to Bell College for **** sake)
     
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    Music course <laugh> <laugh> Almost as pointless as a degree in art
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    apparently architecture has the 2nd worst prospects for graduates out of any degree just now. only IT is worse. <laugh> <wasteof7years>
     
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  15. a did the civil engineering course aswell ML. the soils guy was fascinating. <doh> mate who gives a ****!

    we used to get stoned and just walk out laughing when the guy was tryin to talk. see ya
     
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    Nev, my lecturers were mcaskill, jim dunbar, murdo (baldy ****) and bill morton. Bill was the most boring **** I've ever met. One of the guys in my class had him run around a theodolite thinking if he done it fast enough, it would change from face left to face right.

    He looked back through it, scratched his head and said "Davie, it's no worked, it's still face left" <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Did every 2nd person you seen look like a ******?
     
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  18. a probably had the same ****s. defo had mckaskill & morton, murdo disny ring a bell tho. did u have to do the autocad? a jst went home <pieceapissmate>

    a had a wee woman for surveying, she wis awrite. best of a bad bunch
     
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    Aye had jim mcneil for cad, **** looked a bit like meatloaf. The guy davie was near scrapping with him one day because we were late in after lunch. Smacked the lecturer in the face with his bag and made it look like an accident.

    Think the wee woman was Jill, she took one of my classes as well. Has a giant mole on her dome
     
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