Bacon's on lads...

Just put it under the grill. ****ing yes.

While you're all getting hungry thinking about bacon cooking, I discovered something horrendous this weekend gone. My friend Steve likes a good bacon roll. So he offered and I obliged. I followed him into the kitchen to have a cig and would you believe it, there he was putting bacon into the microwave. He ****ing nukes it! I was shocked. I've been eating microwaved bacon all this time! ****ing hell! What is the world coming to?!

And we're out of brown sauce. Nips.

 

You've been eating microwaved bacon all this time and didn't notice?


It's bloody awful like that.

 

It's just boiled bacon when it's done like that.

 

Sharwoods Chicken Curry + Rice for me bad times.

 

Your mate is a ****ing ****, you can tell him that from me.

 

Grilled? Frig me, you gonna put some lettuce and tomato on it and use low fat spread too?

 

AND, you've no brown sauce....shameful

 

Duly noted and delivered. I always suspected something was wrong with the bacon. I didn't even realise it would cook properly in a microwave, so it wasn't something I was fully aware of.

Yeah, I prefer crispy bacon. Fried is ok but it's just now how I'd cook it. Don't eat lettuce or tomato, they're salad veg and they're for ****ing pussies.

A quick pop to the shop sorted that conundrum out.

 

Our lass and her mam do it in the microwave. It's still nice because its bacon but its ****e compared to grilled. I'm slowly moving our lass away from the microwave and to the grill, but she still tries to use the microwave when she thinks I'm not looking.

Although if you microwave it in a bowl you can get it nice and crispy just as if its been fried, it ain't too bad like that.

 

We have a special browning plate for cooking meat in the microwave that is meant to be good for bacon but I just cant bring myself to put bacon in the microwave its just not natural

 

Fair play, but I still wouldn't go for a nuke if I had the option. It just feels....wrong.

 

Veggie Soup for me dinner today. Made better the fact it's homemade. Then back to work this afternoon.

 

Always do bacon and sausage on a George Foreman, hate crispy bacon.

 

I didn't even know you could microwave bacon!

I had a Greggs Festive Bake, first one ever and it was unreal! Might have another later this afternoon if I get hungry!

 

(augh) you funny ****er

 

Don't forget the granary bread

 

What is this the Sixties? **** me.

 

Much more important than how it's cooked is the type of bacon !! Even the best dry cured supermarket bacon is ****e

I get proper dry cured bacon from the local farm shop where it is cut there & then for you to whatever thickness you want

Bacon should of course be grilled or fried & with good bacon there should be virtually no shrinkage & no water or scum when cooked

 

City of culture and the dirty bastard is microwaving bacon
Dirty man

 

FFS ...just think yourselves lucky you can have Bacon at all ... God I miss mine, even microwaved would do for me atm.