Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

why oh why oh why

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****ing saints web. I just got an infraction from skintsaint for posting bout Leon Best on the leon Best is a Berk thread. WTF is a berk anyway? I've had it with those dumb mods.

They are all idiot posters as well, banging on about football and shizzle. Would you gise welcome an overly camp bear here or would I eventually get banned for being a total knobend?

 

PS - promise not to bring Barry back with me.

 

PPS

Skintsaint can suck my balls.

 

Probably, but no doubt you'd be entertaining along the way.

 

He's banned, so would just get an instant ban anyway, if he re-registered.

 

I was looking it up a few months ago, and Kitson's name popped up more than any other. Is it official now?

 

I can't promise anything. I am nothing without tokyos.

 

No, no. That's all right. Don't feel like you have to perform here. You'll probably last longer that way.

 

Thanks stain. That will help. However, I just can't seem to stop myself trying to get popularity by posting dumb match previews and stuff. I am always PMing tokyos to ask what he knows about Sam Allardyce twerking with Andy Corral and how I can make funny story for the mainboard but then the mods just say I am sarcastic and pointless. I am trying my best here! I feel like the crying clown, entertaining on the outside but really crying myself to sleep in a Birmingham bedsit.

What can I do Stains?

 

Carry on the way as you are. Some people find it entertaining. I just think you are at your best when you don't try. Occasional straight serious points wouldn't go amiss either to break up the banter. Perhaps then the Saintsweb mods wouldn't accuse you of being sarcastic and pointless. In my time there, I don't think I ever found your slant on things a problem. You had plenty in front of you on TSW, positively begging to be banned.

 

Glad to see my campaign of snivelling snake-in-the-grassery is beginning to "bear" fruit! I have been trying to get Bearsy banned from Saintsweb for months, just like I did Deppo before him. I couldn't be more proud.

 

Come, Stains, we don't really want Bearsy clogging up this forum with his try-hard ****wittery. Even on his best behaviour the bear's tiresome "act" soon becomes draining. Trust me. I mean this sincerely, although to be honest the main point of this post was just an excuse to say "Come, Stains"

 

Yeah, I was vaguely aware of that. As I say, some will find it entertaining. BTW, the usual shortening is TSS, ToS.

 

Are Bearsy and Tokyo still playing each other at this point?

 

Who knows..? Who cares..? Does it actually make any difference..? They'll go back to TSW when they get bored.

 

I deny this accusation, we have never played with each other. Good advice from stains thou. I am a try hard sarcastic pointless poster* and do need to breakup the poohole banter sometimes. Thanks also to Tokyos.

BTW, I am not banned yet, I am just laying the foundations.




*all official

 

I'm going back to saints web. Later fools.

 

Not 'official' but it's an everyone knows it job. I just heard from a journo friend, which means it's probably false, but he was "eh? You didn't know? I thought everyone knew that"

 

Funnily enough, in cases where the plausibility of so-called facts are uncertain, I'd take Qwerty's word over any journo's.