OT: Enricky's culinary corner

He's always me me me.

Selfish batard ****er.

 

Cottage cheese before bed.

 

I thought you'd split with your gf?

 

You seriously think I'd delete a food thread...?

#obsessed
#jealousy
#THEtoptopposter (Gerrez that is )

 

If it was a food thread that involved what you were eating then no you wouldn't delete it.

 

mash potato made with chopped spring onion and a big dollop of Philadelphia, I'm dribbling

 

Your title suggests differently.

 

Yeah, I forgot the key skills of using a internet forum are:

- being slim
- having hair
- being energetic
- not being a batard

 

Who are you describing?! I'm a batard, and a lazy one at that

 

Who said it was hers?

 

Minxy? She's a right little minx ain't she

 

stop talking ****e and give me some food ideas/tips ya batards.

 

I was chatting up a barmaid just down the road Friday night. I got her name and she said to add her on facebook as she didn't want to give out her number in front of her boss. I haven't added her as a friend yet, but I can see her profile. 300+ pics?... Don't mind if I do!

 

300 pics, obviously isn't shy

What you waiting for?? Add her

 

let us have a look of her fur pie/ buns zingy.

 

I can't do that.

 

is she one of those "selfie" twats? (sorry if I just called the soon to be Mrs zingy a twat) you know the kind.... duckface syndrome?

 

Doesn't seem like it. She smiles normally and let's others take a photo.

 

As much as I agree about the pineapple ****e (gross) I have to point out that pizza is covered in tomato and tomato is a fruit

 

get them told Billy.