Not.....Normal....People

Oot killing kafliks probably

 

Told youse, nobody and I mean nobody is that daft.

I still think it's Pope.

 

No it's not he wouldn't do the racist stuff.

 

I don't know what's worse, that he thinks i'm some sort of One Man Army - what with me murdering Hundreds of Catholics (men, women and kids) or that I love Ally McCoist.

If I could be bothered i'd ask why would you hide behind ditches rather than actually in a ditch, where chances are you'd be much safer. I suppose that's just my Army training, I don't expect that would make much sense to you non-combatant types who have spent little time murdering people.

All that killing made a man of me I can tell you, they should reintroduce National Service, give those johnny-go-jobless types something to aspire to. Be a real man like me.

 

How are people supposed to shoot you if yer hiding in a ditch? That's not fair.

I'm with super on this one.

 

I think the former is just a wee bit worse Dev!!

 

Depends who you ask I suppose.

 

Here's some old Photos I found:

Me and the lads having a laugh:

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Human Shield Practice:

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You've inspired me I'm joining up tomorrow I'll take the Queen's shilling. I'm an aspirational one man army.

Have you considered given the Hoopy's loopy lexis he meant you were hiding behind bitches?

 

Fo shu Homeboy, you know that ****'s fo real. I've been blastin playas all round tha muthafuckin ghetto since I was 16, itz pimped out fun....sheeit.

 

Oh **** I've started you off again now you're Clay Davis!

 

I switch as the mood takes me

Transizzle that shizzle

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Oh shiznit I've started you off again n' again n' again now you Clay Davis muthafucka!

 

I love Ally McCoist . Especially when he's killing kafliks . I don't know much about ditches but surely any serving soldier in Oirland who wants to kill kafliks would find plenty digging them

 

Dev, if there wasnt a handy ditch around did you ever hide behind a dyke ?

 

This be a exceedingly phat translatin thang Dev. t soundz like it has a lil' bit of wurzel thrown up in ta all tha same. I'ma respond ta mah dear playa superhooper up in dis lexis from now on.

 

Skanky oldschool moses supports tha deadclub he is up in tha past so is his club dat schmoooove muthafucka has not paid lizzies tax n' wants ta take her shillin moses n' gambol MD n' wee T support tha dead club rnagers 1876 abd a half Skanky moses da ruffneck do not know his club is dead n' unlike tha crucified christ they aint gonna resurrect theyselves. Mum can I take some mo' of yo' advocaat?

 

Super is Aldo

Not sure why someone can be arsed with that though . (<full stop)

 

I was playing phat in the pub yesterday .

 

My ****in pleasure mah phat playa, I hope you git as much funk up if it as I have.