DONâT BE KRUL!
(A message to Joe Hart â or whoeverâs in goal for them this week)
(with apologies to Elvis Presley)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5jrf5_vL44)

You know those saves Krul found
Last game at White Hart Lane,
Weâll play next at your ground:
(But) we donât want that again:
Don't be Krul when you play the Spurs.
City, if we make you mad
By scoring a goal or two,
Please, please donât feel too bad,
We know youâre always blue!

Don't be Krul - we rely on you!
We relieved you of Adebayor -
So let us get just three (or maybe four).
Don't stop thinking of this,
Don't get in
Jermainâs way,
Just stand back and watch our passing â
And pretend youâre playing away!
Don't be Krul â we rely on you!
Why donât you fall apart?
(We really love him, City: pick Joe Hart!)
When
Townsend takes a free kick
Please let it go right through;
When
Walker heads a corner,
You'll know just what to do:
Don't be Krul â we rely on you!
We just want to score one more,
And
Sandro is the man to make it four.
Don't be Krul â and the Spurs will score -
Don't be Krul â maybe three or four!
All we want is one more win,
So please, Joe, let four Tottnam shots go in!

Prediction: (ex-)Man Cini 2 Tottenham 4
Scorers: Defoe, Townsend, Walker, Sandro
Cheers, Spurf!
