If you won a competition where you could have ONE free punch on anyone in the world, with no consequences, who would it be? I'm going for David Attenborough!!!!!!!!!! Only joking, it would be Ant or Dec ................. I'd toss a coin to decide.
One direction. I'd line them all up, crack the one at the front and hope that the momentum has a domino effect on their heads. Set of kernts.
I don't mind Ant and Dec (or Pants and Sneck as my kids have always called them) so wouldn't want to smack them, but for me it would be a toss up between Joey Barton and Steven Taylor..
TBH mate, I've absolutely no idea what talent they're supposed to have ...... they just seem like two adults acting around like 12 year olds.
Stand one directly behind the other, bet they'd both go down. I hate heston blumenthal, pretentious fady ****. I'd serve him a fractured cheekbone and a side order of whiplash, but I'd make it look like broken ribs and a black eye. Dickhead
Ian Huntley or that **** who killed April Jones Mark Bridger. ****philes/child killers should be executed in public and have their heads put on spikes.
I'd either go for Michael Gove - he's the quintisential Tory boy with little fat hamster cheeks and over salivered lips OR the subject of this blooper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krgCKz5UN6I then I would break the rules and do the lot of the tory b******ds
There is a guy who comes into the pub where I work who I cant stand. Would love to give him a proper wallop round his chops
I agree that they don't have any special talents, but I just don't find them offence enough to want to smack them..Now then, did someone mention David Cameron? He is someone who I would love to smack..
The scumbag who beat me up down 'the westy' castletown, I am still looking for you nearly 40 years on you ****.
That would be justifiable homicide mate and one punch would probably do it ........ btw, using a word like 'quintessential' marks you as a potential Tory in my book, me dad would've clouted me if I'd said that
