FAO Andy King's Crown Jewells

Clickety Click: Your lass giving you some grief mate?

 

That is just how i imagine AKCJ looks.

 

If you told her she was stunningly beautiful, you'd sure be bubbled.....

 

She's once, twice, three times a lady.

 

That lie detector would explode:

"are you coming back?"

 

Using his surname before they even get married, I hope the neighbours don't have any pet rabbits.

Bit worrying that AKCJ looks more feminine than his other half though.

 

****ing hell

 

On a positive note, any future children will be well fed.

 

Why would he cheat on such a beautiful girl ?

 

This is all starting to make sense now.

I think AKCJ is the bloke and Proud_Fox is the fatlass!

 

It would explain the reaction when Charlie was lieing on their board...

 

I couldn't put this any better than this.

 

Why would you let yourself get that fat though? Surely when she got to like, 15 stone she thought "****ing hell, I need to shift a bit of weight here." But no. She went and grew herself one of those ridiculous vagina bellies that fat people get. She should spend less time worrying about her fella looking at other women and a bit more time sorting herself out. I'd be that insecure if I looked like the thing from the swamp.

 

You know what it's like with women. Once they get you they just let themselves go. She weren't bad when she only had three chins.

AKCJ mate, I think you need to shave your hair off. You're fooling no one.

 

That's why i'm always on here. She won't let me go out.

 

Is that Rab.C.Nesbitt's love child? It's the longest comb over i've ever seen