Nobody expected that eh?

So Craig Whyte, a billionaire has just purchased our great club, wiping out the debt and sending David Murray away with the original £6m he invested over 20 years ago.

What a severe kick in the baws that is for celtc, all they had going for them was the fact we were skint.

There was Declan sitting there, with the memory of his team being horsed in their own midden by the champions, plotting how his beloved sellic would win this title.

January window coming up, sure there will be a firesale just like the last one....eh wait a minute

HMRC? Tax bill? Administration? All beacons of hope for your average bheggar.

Now its all gone, no tax bill, none or little debt, money available for new players (which we need as our squad is admittedly thin) a shot in the arm for a club that are already 2 time champions, competing in Europe and have a spine of a very good team in place.

I wouldnt be surprised if the Erskine Bridge was all ticket this weekend.

Now to celtc and their AGM tonight and what will be on the agenda;

Poppies
The Gangreen Brigade
Made up refereeing conspiracies
Being offended
How they can nick Pudsey Bears collection tin this year
Then if someone dares, they might bring up the balance sheet

Oh to be a fly on the wall at that show. Bheggar on bheggar fighting is guaranteed.

While they squabble over non issues, The Rangers will march on and rise even further from a platform already set by the great Sir Walter Smith.

The future really is bright, in particular the immediate future for salesmen of large sunglasses in the East End.

 

this has to go on 606

ps is the deal done?

 

Someone else post it, I cant get into my 606 account for some reason

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A77175921?s_fromedit=1&s_type=10&s_sport=football

 

There's no deal done. It's just in 'advanced stages'. The deal could be done by Xmas.I won;t hold my breath though. That bawsack Ellis is involved in the consortium

 

Dougie you wer meant to put it on ra shellik board

 

Do you think I call him a **** for the sake of it Nev?

 

I'm not getting excited about it til the deal is done

 

If its true then its good news for you lads

However remember you all jumped the gun oce before with the news the Ellis deal was a done deal

Then you all said you were glad Ellis didnt get the club in the end

Well guess whos involved in this reported deal!

PS if a bidder has asked to see the books because a deal is close Murray has to report this to the stock exchange as he did previously when a bid was "close"

Have a look at Rangers update sont the stock exchange before you start coming in yer pants lads

 

it is on the celtic board

 

**** that ****, we're skint at the moment and this kind of news had me ****ing furiously last night.

My advice to everyone is to jump the gun and worry about making an arse of yersel later

Its always the best policy

 

I think we should leave it to the ones who do that best...

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dont forget that their Billionaire majority share holder will be losing a packet due to Ireland going bust and most of his property is over their

 

That "soft loan" he gave to celtc might have to be repaid soon.

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Martin Ellis is on whyte's board and not Andrew Ellis

 

Are you sure? It's a consortium with ellis playing a minor role in it from what I heard?

 

Honestly I dont know, and will not give a **** until deal is done, as when i thought the Ellis deal was done in June, I was cumming in my boxers, so this time i aint getting to excited until the paper's are signed, sealed and delivered, but it would not surprise me if Ellis is in the consortium just for the G51 development

 

You really are a ****ing spastic Frank. This is on the front page of Not606 and shows you up for the ****** you are.

It's been two months, where is this takeover and humiliation of Celtic?

Fanny

 

its till on going lads. dont get too cocky ya bunch a cocks