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OT: Semen is 'good for women's health (Sorry Mrs Gonzo)

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  1. Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'

    Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

    The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.

    It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

    The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.

    Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.

    It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).

    Given these ingredients - and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering 'drugs' found in human semen - Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.

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    To investigate whether semen has antidepressant effects, the authors rounded up 293 college females from the university's Albany campus, who agreed to fill out an anonymous questionnaire about various aspects of their sex lives.

    Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.

    Each participant also completed the Beck Depression Inventory, a commonly used clinical measure of depressive symptoms.

    The most significant findings from this study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, were that, even after adjusting for frequency of sexual intercourse, women who engaged in sex and 'never' used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who 'usually' or 'always' used condoms.

    Importantly, these chronically condom-less, sexually active women also evidenced fewer depressive symptoms than did those who abstained from sex altogether.

    By contrast, sexually active heterosexual women, including self-described 'promiscuous' women, who used condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence.

    The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but that happiness levels might be related to the quantity of semen within their body.

    THE BENEFITS OF SEMEN:

    Other recent findings from Gallup’s laboratory suggest that semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks and that women’s bodies can detect 'foreign' semen that differs from their long-term or recurrent sexual partner’s signature semen.

    They suggest the ability to detect foreign sources is an evolved system that often leads to unsuccessful pregnancies - via greater risk of preeclampsia - because it signals a disinvested male partner who is not as likely to provide for the offspring.

    Their findings also suggest that women who have unprotected sex with their partners - and therefore are getting regularly inseminated by them - experience more significant depression on breaking up with these men than those who were not as regularly exposed to an ex’s semen, and that they also go on the rebound faster in seeking new sexual partners.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ood-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've kept some in bottles, not sure how long it lasts?
     
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  3. Not sure you really get the benefit of this revelation <laugh>
     
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  4. The artist JerryChristmas

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  6. Fake rep :bandit:
     
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  7. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Like I'm going to show this forum to my missus. :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No way, can you imagine my wife reading through the bollox thread?
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why is it only good for women's health :confused:

    You trying to tell me all these years of sucking myself off was a waste of time <grr>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Wouldnt call it a waste of time.
     
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  11. Sweats

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    I agree with this.

    Popped home yesterday and allowed the mrs to give me a blowie.

    She text me two hours later telling me I had made her day. <ok>
     
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  12. louis211

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    My missus just needs to be shown the wrinkle free, super smooth skin on my belly as proof for this
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Does it work if you use it on your balls?
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Freeze it!
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I like the link on that article to another article:

    "Semen makes women more fertile"


    Really? Isn't semen necessary in the first place for fertilisation to take place?
     
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  16. The artist JerryChristmas

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    And while she's looking at the super smooth bit she might as well.......while she's down there like.....for her own health and well being of course <ok>
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh>

    Where did you find this gem? I remember using it yonks ago, but haven't found it since!
     
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    Is it in the fridge? Tell her it's clotted cream and get it on a scone <ok>
     
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