Cyclists.

St just beelin his ***** bikes getting hate

 

They used to say smoking cigarettes didn't cause lung cancer. Go figure.

 

The evidence was all written down but the storm washed it away

 

I still say it.

 

There's no such thing as road tax. Find something else to be angry at them about

 

There is plenty to choose from to be angry at them about, to be fair.

 

^^^^

Means wheezes it.

 

I am Gambol the Invincible!

(apart from occasionally losing bits of my body)

 

I am an excellent driver and always give every road user respect and plenty of room . However I find cyclists to be a particularly ignorant bunch .Especially in the countryside when they are out socialising at the weekend . They hog the road travelling along side by side at a snails pace and not giving a **** who is behind them in a hurry to make Callendar in time for lunch .

Normally just mow the ****ers down in those circumstances . ****ing lycra clad weirdos

 

If it has though Tarquin McPoofter fully endorses it.

 

Says the drug addled and AIDS ridden ****.

 

Everyone sounds cross,bar ST.

 

Spoke too soon, tyred now of all the beel.

 

Have to say, love a burd in lycra n that. I've got a wee folding number I go out cycling with the kids. Cool as fook, but you lads would think it's uber gay.

 

I enjoy seeing cyclists get soaked - like drowned rats when it pisses with rain.

And very few of them bother to have lights on after dark - surely a justifiable reason to 'accidently' mow them down because you didn't see them.

 

I hate every other driver on the road while am driving. They're a buncha hawfwit ****ers that get ma beel stewing to the peep

 

That's what I said. But, in the Cavern of Invincibles, at a meeting, it turns out that name was aleady taken. I was beelin. The **** who had "Gamblor" is a wee fanny.