You were hesitant - and was beating about the bush trying to apologise without being seen to apologise Luv to be fair to him came out with it... It takes a brave man to say sorry...
My inbox was full, I have now cleared some room for your greatly anticipated correspondence. (I must warn you that if it's another picture of your private parts, accompanied by a request for oral pleasure, I will forward it to the appropriate authorities this time)
I don't partake in illegal street drugs, my only vice these days, is a nice bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon old bean. Mods - please take note of his last sentence. He's patently suffering from some form of delusional tendency (shouldn't come as much of surprise I suppose, given that he's a kopite like...) combined with a number of personality disorders, of a mainly sexual nature.....