Cyclists.

You're an idle, 64 yo hard drinking, 20 ***s a day IT geek, you're not fit in any way, bar the Popeye like ****ing arm.

 

Quite. They're as annoying as vegetarian ****s in that respect.

 

All the mad shaggin ah dae keeps me trim

 

There's no such thing as road tax.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23694438

 

Whoo hoo, mines was due this month tae, and now I don't have to pay it

 

I pay road tax for 3 cars and 2 vans, I cycle to work because I like it.

I cycle home because it's quicker and it keeps me fit, plus the hard cone shaped saddle gently massaging my anal muscle is highly erotic.

 

I do it to stop climate change

 

genuine LOL moment there, well done, Jipster

 

I do everything I can to accelerate climate change. I want nice hot weather and tae **** with future generations.

 

ST on the left?

 

Whilst promoting actively the burning off of gases from Oil production and hence depleting the ozone layer.

Part-time tree hugger.

 

I told you all.

 

Because bike seats are very narrow, the middle of the seat often becomes pressed against the soft tissue that houses the seminal vesicles and prostate. This pressure can exacerbate the painful symptoms of prostatitis and cause neuropathy, nerve damage that has been linked to numbness and higher levels of impotence.

They may be fit but they 'aint fit to ****.

 

I recycle and that's all the exercise I need

 

Like the Philippines you mean?

 

To hell wi 'em.

 

There is no concrete evidence that the Philippines recent storm was caused by global warming.

 

That's so true