Serious question Is there any poster who

thinks if he started as many premier league games this year as DANNY gRAHAM HE would have scored more goals than him. The total to beat is 1 on new years day for swansea. I am thinking do we have any 20 stone posters full of alcohol and pies who think they might have fluked a couple by a bit of old fashioned goal mounching which is now allowed under new offside rules apparently.

 

Anyone could get a goal. The probabilty of scoring by standing right in the goal mout at every corner, free kick etc, there is bound to be a melee where it fall to you eventually.

 

My point exactly I think even the most unfit bloke in Sunderland could nick a goal danny graham can't even do that. Therefore, it would have been no different if the team was read out and it said no 9 Freddie Watson he agreed to play in the Londonderry last night after his 6th pint he's really up for it despite been 20 stone.

 

So Graham adds nothing, nothing else unless he is scoring?

 

I'm 18 stone and quite partial to pies. Standing on the goal line is too easy even for me, but then, i could regularly postage stamp a 30 freekick. covered every inch of the center circle too.

 

Yes he has nothing at all. He's rubbish.

 

Tell 'em its all muscle.

Fair enough.

 

A Lot of it is, my legs especially. The fat belly does bring a lot to the table though

 

And takes it away too by all accounts??

 

Get yourself to the gym you fat git

 

Is this thread really just a subtle invitation to start a Sunday league team?

 

Pah! Lightweight, I'm 20 Stone and played in (Well, filled the) goal and could at least score a penalty!

Danny Who?

 

Very little from what I've seen.

 

I'm feeling positively slim after reading this thread..

 

I know I need to. My lady is 10 years younger than me so I'm starting to wise up to my health a bit more.

 

Id love us to get a team together to play the nags board!

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Hit 20 clem a few times in my life. I like food more than exercise.

Every player should be able to score a penalty. There's no excuse.

 

There was talk eons ago about something like this. Don't know if owt happened.

 

I wouldn't be too concerned about your weight. You sly dog, you.