You do get arseholes cycling on the pavements ... Cops should ****in fine them. Also, wear a ****in helmet if cycling on the road. I cycle on the road and the worse ****s are taxi drivers! Bawbags!
Then gets to his feet, strolls back and kicks the **** out of you As if the obesity crisis wasn't bad enough already.
Ah ****in hate cyclists Especially the ****y Edinburgh ones with their wee gay cylce paths on the road, that push the buses out the bus lane into ma lane
There should be no penalty for knocking cyclists over and reversing over them when they're down just to be certain their deid.
It's the best place to knock down cyclists Ye'd get yer **** kicked in if ye were cycling around Glasgow/Lanarkshire with yer hi-vis vests and yer wee jessie hats on.
My bikes has 18" blades attached to the pedals and any **** gets in my way while I'm ruling the pavements gets stabbed in the calf. Battle of the fittest. Gambol's just pissed cos he's too auld to cycle and his lungs are ****ed. please log in to view this image
Countless times I've been tempted to kick bikes that go through red lights Think next time I see one doing it they'll be getting their back wheel volleyed (not a euphemism).
Fraid not Tarquin. I am naturally slim. You obviously have to work at it to get rid of your five bellies. Fat ****.
Despite having packed in physical excercise a few years ago to enjoy my descent into slobbery am still lithe and reasonably fit. Go figure. Just a lucky **** I guess
What gets me with some of the ones in my office is that they think they have some form of moral high ground. They're not cycling to work because they hate commuters (which would be a fair reason) or because they're refusing to pay the ridiculous rail and tube fares (again you couldn't really argue) but it's always to do with some kind of crusade to get healthy which everyone else should be doing or because it's fgood for the environment. Just admit you're a misanthrope and / or a skinflint and i'd personally build a cycle lane for you - unless of course you use a Boris bike in which case you can rot for all i care.
