We used to go to parties and the first person to fall asleep's shoes would get nabbed, fill them up with water and put them in the freezer Class - every time it was hilarious
Lying on a grass verge next to a bus stop at 10am one Saturday morning, I was wearing girls joggy bottoms and her denim jacket and nothing else. The three people at the bus stop were staring at me. <AFTERSHOCK>
i have woke up in a mates bath cuddling up to his sister. Were not friends any more. But still dont remember what we did. Got a textfrom her asking for half the morning after pill cost.
Got accused of that one morning by a married burd, ****in' stupid **** had pumped me then realised she was still married. Diz ma tits it that
We went to a party once with all these Gothic ****s, one of them fell asleep, and my mate cut off his pony tail with a pair of those crinkle cut scissors and put the tail in his top shirt pocket. The **** was trying to box him when he woke up, and one of my other mates had pepper spray and sprayed it in his face. My eyes were nippin like **** Don't mess with the Twecher Croo!
I woke up in a London Underground station that had been locked up overnight. The cleaner's face when I emerged from below was a picture.
"Weirdest Place You Woke Up" Munich I was staying with relatives in Hannover, had a few too many so my counsin 'kindly' put me on the Munich train, 5 hours and 300 odd miles later and I was rudely awoken by some bloke in a silly outfit.
