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OT: MITO's goodbye letter

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Dear residents of not606,

    I thought I’d write a little note to you lot with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief at the sheer inanity, juvenility and general spasticity that you spout day in and day out. As for the sheer waste that is your lives and the monetary waste that your complete failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do while you are harvest your latest catch of buffoons from the 606 ocean of simpletons. I have to be quite aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which may lead to this article not publishing and don’t feel any come close to a description of your inbred ways but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and social ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

    I once felt sorry for the ploderators of this site but have come to realize that they truly deserve to be the sheep herders of such a gibbon sanctuary that is not606. As an adult who has a full time well paying job I have to say that I could take any of the professional staff I work with as well as any supplier or customer you care to mention and burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that of the polderators of this site with their blaize attitude and automatic complaints system.

    I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little pishflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have posted some of the worst literature known to man on this godforsaken site, in the process leaving behind a record of you utter denseness for all future generations to behold . In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to miss school and instead spent the entire day at home furiously spanking a monkey over dirty mags. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to society in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this site in your entire time here.
    You are a total disgrace, not only to your clubs, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed dog droppings on the street that have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than having to read each of you worthless excuses for human beings inanely recite the same story 43 times before indulging in another round of hapless self molestation via a my pot is bigger than yours.
    I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have read this stuff for years. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible contribution to society.
    I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr ploderator is in his office tapping away on the not 606 admin daring to remove this. Don’t bother it’s the only rational thing said on 606 is years.
    If they do, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us reasoned debators out of our collective misery.
    So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate pukewits; leave this site now and don’t you dare look back.

    You've consistently demonstrated that at least a few of you can type. If you’d even the same passion and desire that can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrotum, you’d get a decent job and go work for a living.
    I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-through in the near future.

    Yours sincerely

    MITO,
    Part time chairman Liverpool Optimists Society,
    One time wunterer
    Full time lesbo.

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    Now is humbly submit this is how you lot should write a leaving letter....


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    And i am going nowhere
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Thankfully I read the last line first........I can't be arsed reading the rest now <ok>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Never heard of you.
     
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    BEST

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    EVER.



    #BLAMEGERREZ.

    <laugh>
     
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  5. saintanton

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    I believe this bit.
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    May have been some rare white dog ****. I always smile when I see one too.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    indeed. white ones are quality... though i more think of some on this site as the unbaggable dog diarrhea that one often happens by and wonders what kinds of week old chinese was fed to the poor animal.

    I must say however.... some remind me more of badger spore
     
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  8. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    You forgot a soundtrack......

    It'd be better with a soundtrack.
     
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  9. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    [video=youtube;pJLi0k3Q4s8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLi0k3Q4s8[/video]
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    a sound track... i need something that insults everyone... any good gangsta raps that says gerrez is a turd burgler?
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I wonder which scum bags he's on about? :bandit:
     
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  12. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    #bringbackhash
     
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  13. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    <applause>

    I love you you smoking hot lesbian!!!
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Good work MITO <laugh> <applause>

    Could do with some bullet points for me though
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    The only bullet points you lot deserve are wrapped in a full metal jacket.....
     
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  16. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Touche, I must admit while this is very enjoyable I didnt enjoy it as much as your Ngog poem <ok>
     
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  17. Carrick_16

    Carrick_16 Banned

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    This.
     
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  18. #blamegerrez
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That was fun. <laugh>
     
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