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Twat of the week award.

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Nov 12, 2013.

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  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    A twat of the week thread full of scousers. How appropriate.
     
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    Depay Sound, Nov 13, 2013
  2. Skylarker

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    Matth would rather take cock than be in a vagina

    We have a winner...

     
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    Skylarker, Nov 13, 2013
  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why on earth would you rather be a vagina than a dildo then? I'd love to be a dildo personally, especially owned by some filthy lesbian. If you're a vagina you're pretty much guaranteed a large potion of cock per week.

    But if that's your thing. I don't mind queers, some are pretty funny.
     
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  4. Carrick_16

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    a vagina is a fanny you f ucking minge.
     
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    Carrick_16, Nov 13, 2013
  5. Skylarker

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    I know what a vagina is mate - got one on tap at home, thanks.
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 13, 2013
  6. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Skylarker and Matth should be a comedy duo :)
     
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    Depay Sound, Nov 13, 2013

  7. EatMyHole

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    It's OK to be curious Meth.
     
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    EatMyHole, Nov 13, 2013
  8. Skylarker

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    Matth disliked your post so I take it the ****ing cock loving hairy flange won't be my partner :(
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 13, 2013
  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Straight and Bent is the stage name.<ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Nov 13, 2013
  10. Skylarker

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    'Straight with a wife and kids' and 'young, gay and sexually confused'

    or just


    'Normal' and 'Confused'

    <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 13, 2013
  11. Carrick_16

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    <doh>..
     
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    Carrick_16, Nov 13, 2013
  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Maybe Front&Back.?
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Nov 13, 2013
  13. Skylarker

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    haha

    'Front and back' works <ok>

    Bit like

    'Twist and Pulse'
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 13, 2013
  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Pleasure&Pain.<whistle>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Nov 13, 2013
  15. Skylarker

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    Larry and Sally
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    You're all twats derailing my twat thread <grr>
     
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    Sweats, Nov 13, 2013
  17. Depay Sound

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    This guy turns me on.
     
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    Depay Sound, Nov 13, 2013
  18. Carrick_16

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    Originally Posted by Page_Moss_Kopite View Post
    Stop pretending to be a utd fan Matth, you are a fraud, you are a mod on the new Swansea fans website aren't you?

    Why would lfc-mufc issues worry you?
     
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    Carrick_16, Nov 13, 2013
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    Originally Posted by Page_Moss_Kopite View Post
    He behaves himself off the pitch impeccably unlike Ryan Giggs.
     
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    Carrick_16, Nov 13, 2013
  20. Skylarker

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    Matth - both those comments are true.
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 13, 2013
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