The Official Christmas Thread

Its good for about an hour on Christmas Day morning but hate the visiting and traditional ****

 

That's fair enough, isn't the same when you grow up but I still love it

 

Sorry to hear that gerrez, even more reason to make the most of the time with your family and enjoy it you batard!

i remember watching the american xmas films where the whole ****ing family stay and i think who really does that **** as i have never seen it or heard it, everyone is obviously a tight **** nowdays or the usual hollywood bollocks and make everything all ruddy disney style.

quick moan lol, why the **** can you buy mince pies that are for xmas that are out of date beginning of dec twats!

 

Coca cola advert was on last night, heard of earlier showings. No xmas songs yet.

 

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Mince pies are horrid

 

I take the approach of telling everyone to visit me if that want to see us. I've got three kids so I enjoy it with them and don't want to make them go visiting on xmas day

Even though my kids are getting older I still love Christmas.

 

My family isn't the problem (see above and I go to my Dad's on Boxing Day for dinner instead) and I cook the Christmas dinner myself for just me, the mrs and kids. The problem comes with the mrs' family. She from a family of six (mother and five kids with five, soon to be eight (yes, three are pregnant as we speak) grandkids) so they all gather at her mothers until late evening. In addition, not one of the drive!!! So I'm stuffed, can't get a taxi on Christmas Day (unless you have a spare £100 knocking about) and I can't have a drink. I don't exactly 'get on like a house on fire' with them all either

 

I love Xmas as the kids are all back at our house with their partners. Costs me a b****y fortune in food and drink mind.
Will be even better this year as I have Xmas week off, although I am on out of hours call from 30/12/13 for the following week so no drinking at new year

 

1. Down in London last week. Went into a pub right opposite Baker Street tube. All barstaff and waitresses were wearing Christmas hats

2. Got invited to Cockney Roger's for Christmas dinner. We've accepted. We all go back when the pub (Cheese) shuts. He and his Mrs are ****ing maniacs when pissed (and stoned/beaked). This means it will either be a great laugh or an unmitigated disaster. Three years out of the last five, their turkey has ended up in the back yard

 

I love Christmas brilliant stuff loads of food and booze and doing **** all.

 

When are you in Newcastle next you?

 

Same as it ever was

#lazierthangerrez

 

Me? Very rarely go there me. Next trip is London again for me next

 

Sounds fantastic to me, more like the days when I did enjoy Christmas

That Gerrez is a fat lazy batard TBF

 

You could unplug a wire off your car battery this year

 

#experience
#womenwillneverknow

 

Away in a manager no crib for his bad
The little lord jesus lay down his sweethead,
The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay
At little Lord Jesus asleep on the hey

 

Im absolutely full of excuses

Im the master at them

 

i don't want too much this year, my birthday is 3 days after christmas.