That's it, I'm done.

Really?

 

Yes ...... I think you're really really confused.

I've still no idea what your problem is other than my snide comments are wittier and snidier than your own ..... jealousy is truly a powerful emotion.

 

Jealousy aye it must be that.

I must be jealous if all your ****, snide remarks,

 

Well, what a truly fascinating chit chat this must be for everyone ........ if this is your bid to raise the standard of the board I have to say I think it's failing badly

So you don't like me, is that it?

Okey dokey, I'll note your comments and carefully place it in my file marked, 'Who gives a ****'.

 

I knew you were the sort of person printing out pages and pages off this forum and placing them in folders/filing cabinets!

I bet you own a label maker, don't you?

 

It's one of them canny little fellas that embosses letters on a little adhesive plastic strip .......... served me man & boy and still puts these internet weirdos in their place

I also have a spirograph to release the tension when it all gets too much for me

 

Well i was doing m best from saying this but seeing as how you little brain has pushed it.

What else can i say except, '**** off you boring old ****, no one i expect is impressed with all your random abuse, but i can take it and give it, you bore me'

 

And I'd say some people are but, then again, we're both just making wild guesses aren't we

 

Random smiles.....sad ****.

 

and that's your very best comeback is it , oh dear.

You seem quite agitated for some reason ...... perhaps you're taking this all a bit too seriously eh?

 

I know it's selfish but after the last two weeks it's kind of refreshing to see an argument I'm not involved in...Sod it, I'm feeling jealous. Who wants some...

 

Was that for him or me? I was trying to lighten the mood.

 

Sad old ****.

 

At least your arguments have some basis in logic ....... Mr Comm just thought, "I know, I'll pick an argument with a stranger for no particular reason other than I've absolutely nothing else to do."

 

Thank you Mr Wilde ............ I see you have nothing to declare but your stupidity

 

Bananas are radioactive. Anyone like QI?

 

Oooooh look at me. I'm CyprusMackem but I don't live in Cyprus. I live in Cornwall.... Go take your pasty loving arse elsewhere! Oh by the way, cream goes on scones before the jam does

[nsfw]I suck at this[/nsfw]

 

Ar Smug doing the poilitican ****e eh?

Just re read the thread, then see what happened you pompous ****.

 

How very dare you sir?

Are you saying you don't love pasties?

You're an abomination upon the history of good baked goods loving North East folk.

I'm tempted to challenge you to a dual.

Pies at dawn.

 

Good sir. I love nothing more than a good pie. That said, I accept your challenge. Bring on the "Pie"ageddon