Scottish guy in a bar in Canada, after a few whiskeys he notices a stuffedanimal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman "what the **** is that"? The barman says "its a moose" Scottish guy says "**** me how big are the cats"?
Here's something you all didn't know about edge. He's the world record holder for holding his breath under water. It all came about when a girl at the swimming baths shouted, 'That's him over there, daddy'.
In a similar vein...a guy visited a stately home in the highlands and was being shown around. After a few portraits and statues the owner pointed at a stuffed stag on the wall above the guest and said, "...and that killed my father 1962." "Really? What happened, was he out hunting and it sneaked up and gored him?" "No, he was sitting where you are now. It fell on his head."
