Trip to Paris with mate

Basically his bird pulled out so I stepped in.
Do you think im gonna get shafted?
Flight leaves at 6am from Luton so advice would be great.

 

Getting bummed under the Eifel tower is so romantic.

 

I'd say both of you will do your share of shafting

 

His bird pulled out for a reason

He won't pull out of you

 

I meant financially shafted

 

how long is the trip?? make sure you pack lube. oh wait cant pack that in bags these days if your flying.

Spit it is.

 

in the city of romance it may be just the chance you have both been waiting for to explore your true feelings for each other, pack the ky and discover the truth about your sexuality.

 

Im concerned with the amount of "liquid" i can take on the plane. I might put some in a condon and swallow it - will this work?

 

You'll get gang-raped under a bridge by a mob of Afro-Frenchman. Do it.

 

Pack plenty of K-Y and condoms.

 

it will work in your favour. as you wont be allowed on the plane and people will be having their arms inside your anus to get the liquid filled condon out of you. Win win for you

 

Pack a pair of tin pants.

 

Any good things to do in paris besides my mate?

 

insulting everyone is a great game to play in france. Do it.

 

Not really, no.

 

Paris is ****. France is ****.