What is the weirdest place you have ever woke up after a night on the booze? Mine is in my cupboard with a football boot stuck up my arse. That or in a ditch by the side of the road with my legs in the air. I can't decide between the two.
I once woke up and I had not put the duvet cover over myself when I went to sleep. I had just slept ontop of the duvet! Beat that!
It wasn't after a night. I used to drink a half bottle of Whisky Straight, have a couple of Buckets then black out for a couple of hours. Anyway, we were on the lookout for a fight one night so entered the rival gangs turf, I ended up sparkled and blacked out. I woke a few hours later with a rock ontop of my head. and hair covered in glass. Turns out I feel asleep in a bush, and the ****s attacked me, they stole my chain, rings (nice RFC one too) and a fiver off me too. Anyway, I woke up and chased the ****s, I was raging. They must have thought that they'd killed me, then to see some guys with blood all over his face, covered in glass chasing you would be quite surreal I guess. What a fanny I used to be
Has anyone else been victim to the shoes stealer? Three times it happened to me. Blanked out, wake up on pavement outside pub, no shoes. On one occasion no shoes or socks or money so had to walk three miles home in bare feet.
One time after the dancing too, I forgot my key, so thought it would be a good idea that, rather than wake up my parents to let me in, I'd just sleep outside for the night. Anyway, woke up in the morning in my bed, still drunk, but thought 'this is strange' I went down stair and my maw said, "do you remember anything about last night" Me "no?" Turns out I broke into my next door neighbours house and fell asleep on their kitchen floor. The man came downstairs with a baseball bat ready to knock **** out of me They had to get my mum into wake me up with a basin of water over my face, I then turned to my next door neighbour and said "what are you doing here" and walked away What a fanny I used to be
Dunning-Kruger Syndrome I think. The guy thinks he's irresistible, and doesn't realise everyone thinks he's fat, old and ugly. Even his cyber-enemies know it, but he can't accept the fact.
