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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I think she's probably regretting leaving her husband for you now to be perfectly honest and is trying to give you the push, albeit in a rather strange way.

    Leave the bitch <ok>
     
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  2. thephatone

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    thanks for the sound advice everyone i think we're getting a new patio dug soon so the answer may lie there!!
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    You're very welcome, Mr Jordache x
     
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    could move with her to abu dhabi - women wear full body veils there. Wouldnt have to turn tv over
     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

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    Sell her.
     
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  6. thephatone

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    e-bay wouldent allow me to sell so perhaps we could auction her off on here?? any offers for a slim busty brunette thats a tad physco but gives damn good head?? hang on she almost sounds good it's going to have to be a good price!!
     
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  7. SleepySpecialK

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    She sounds a bit mental. Would suit me down to the ground.

    I'll start at £1.35 with my missus as part exchange.
     
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    5 scotish £1 notes , a can of tesco kick and these origional doritos??
     
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    £1.70, my missus and a hardly used remote control helicopter.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    Brilliant <laugh>but in all seriousness, there's an awful lot of ungrateful women on this planet, huh?
     
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  13. thephatone

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    is that why fat ugly birds are good in bed? because they dont get much so are gratefull??
     
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    You sound a lot like HOADIE_BOI
     
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    I couldn't tell you, but ask your mum <ok>
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm

     
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    Tina, I need help.

    My friend Hendymma recently confided in me about his obsession with bum love. He's begging me to try it but i don't want to. Infact, I consider it a form of bullying, the way he is harassing me. Its affecting my worklife, my familylife and my love life. My wife won't be intimate with me unless I confess whats on my mind but I find it embarassing to talk to her about.

    Please help.

    Non-bum lover
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    Man the **** up <ok>
     
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  19. Erik

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    Send him my way, son.
     
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    Tina,

    My girlfriend doesn't like me to see her spending a penny/curling one out on the toilet. In fact she goes off it if I try to open the bathroom door. Is this normal for a woman??

    I couldn't give a flying **** if anyone walked in on me when on the toilet no matter what I'm doing.
     
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