http://toys.usvsth3m.com/north-o-meter/ Pleased to say I am only 20% Northern which means I'm "Somewhere around London"
4 cof your a Brummie.[video=youtube;Gzb7BanTuXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Gzb7BanTuXw#t=39[/video] you sound just like this.
20% - well in the Home Counties.... No Worries Alf - we'll use you as the translator when we subdue the North next time round. William the Conqueror did it, Henry VIII did it - so it's about time.....
Yer the Normans and the Romans did it after first kicking the southern softies arse without any effort at all.Didn't a little girly from Colchester way sack and burn London as well.How embarrassing.
LCW - the Romans - we just let them pass through to give your boys stick.... The Normans - well if your lot had been awake and shown up against the poxy Vikings we wouldn't have to win an away game at Stamford Bridge (no not THE Stamford Bridge but the one in Yorkshire) and then walk back (coach breakdown was common in those days) Boudicca was one of ours - when they found the remains of her chariot it had a Millwall sticker on it! She was on holiday in Colchester but lived by the Docks the rest of the time. She'd got pissed off at being dissed by some Roman in a toga. Bloody Eyties - are you reading this Mighty? Fierce woman our Boudicca - her descendants are season ticket holders to this day - Block 18
The way I heard it m8,was she was almost a northerner who rounded up a few northern folk and burnt London to the ground and killed all the real cockerknees.In later years London was re-populated by frog and Hun illegal immigrants and that's why you all go back home to Germany when things go bad.
20% somewhere near London almost right as i was born right in the centre of it near enough i suppose as another 10% would make me a northern tosser Olof from Hull so the thing really is accurate
