I think it's because the dogs have better diets these days.
you must of had a very eventful childhood if the only thing you remember is the colour of dog ****e
what about pornos stashed in bushes? the jarvies ginger lorry? the fish van who sold flumps?



I remember my mate found his dads stash of scud books.
My First boner. <lolz>
True story, I was at my cousins hoose when I was about 6/7.
Anyway, we had recently discovered Page 3 in the Sun, and I was kidding on/heavy perving that I was licking the birds tits, my auntie came in and found my face covered in newsprint.
I got into trouble again for being a beast!!

fish and chips crisps
